cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

SPN season 1: Aw man we can't impersonate homeland security. That is illegal!
SPN season 8: HahaHAHa FBI SO LEGIT look at my badge it says 'Han Solo'.

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it