supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

gryffinewt:

when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

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And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.

- lntroduction (via timid)

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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heart:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????